Not since Kathy Hilton’s confusion over Homeless Not Toothless have I needed to pause my TV and laugh at the utter tomfoolery playing out on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But thankfully, tonight’s episode features two celebrations that go comically awry.
First, PK plans an extravagant—and confusing—movie-themed date for his and Dorit’s wedding anniversary. (If this couple is actually getting divorced, like the tabloids are saying, I’ve lost all hope in love!) Then Kyle holds a birthday dinner for her 15-year-old daughter Portia, which she predictably makes about her new tattoos. We also get a glimpse at next week’s episode where Sutton loses it over a Magic Mike Live show that’s apparently too graphic for her Southern-belle taste. Thank God these women (and their husbands) can’t be anyone but themselves.
Before we get into the episode, though, let’s go over this season’s taglines, which were unveiled tonight.