(Warning: This post contains spoilers for The Bachelor Season 28, Episode 4.)
The internet might’ve decided that all men spend their time thinking about the Roman Empire, but Joey Graziadei is apparently not one of them. At least, he wasn’t until this season of The Bachelor flew him out to Malta and dressed him up in a brown skirt and a chain mail cowl for a romantic gladiator match.
... And somehow, that wasn’t even the most harrowing conflict to come out of this week. As expected, Canadian executive assistant Maria Georgas and Rhode Island vintage store owner Sydney Gordon’s long-simmering feud ended in a horrendously awkward two-on-one date. Unfortunately, however, that was not enough to squash the awful vibes in the house. Instead, one of Sydney’s friends decided to pick up her banner and keep the bad energy flowing for no real reason. We’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see what the second half of ABC’s dramatic, two-night Bachelor extravaganza brings, but Monday’s episode already brought enough chaos for a whole month.