Roy Wood Jr. Takes on Prison-Bound Trump in ‘Daily Show’ Hosting Debut

In a matter of hours, the world could very well witness a Donald Trump perp walk. In the meantime, Roy Wood Jr. used his first night guest hosting The Daily Show to bring viewers up to speed on what’s going on with the former POTUS, who Wood imagines is pretty pissed off right now.

“You know Trump gotta be mad,” said Wood. “He paid all that hush money, didn’t nobody hush. It’s messed up. It’s in the word: hush. Shhhh! But no affair—no affair—has been less hushed than this one. Everybody know about this damn affair. There’s uncontacted tribes in the Amazon who know that Trump boned Stormy Daniels.”

But don’t think for a second that Wood is feeling bad for the ex-president. “Because it’s not all bad for Trump,” Wood explained. Because it’s been reported that in the 48 hours following his indictment, Trump managed to raise $5 million from his supporters. “Do you know how many cigarettes that will get you in prison?” Wood asked.

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