Pegging and Private Investigators: Welcome to the ‘RHONJ’ Premiere

It’s a new day in New Jersey, though it may not seem like it.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is so repetitive that it’s almost revolutionary in its approach. Every season, you think that surely, this will be the year production reboots to freshen the show. And year after year, those expectations wash away as filming starts and the same ladies return for the same stories.

It’s Groundhog Day, every day. At this point, you’ve either developed New Jersey Stockholm Syndrome, or you’re begging the Bravo gods to release you from this eternal purgatory. I say that all to preface this radically optimistic prediction: RHONJ will have a cast shake-up following this season.

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